October 25th, 2008


Yeah, the Deranged Millionaire

bethje and I went to Philadelphia last night to see John Hodgman, who for some reason was speaking at the Latvian Society. Nothing in the performance had anything to do with Latvia, though. The first presenters of the evening were Patrick Borelli and Douglas Gorenstein, the authors of the book Holy Headshot!, a collection of amusing headshots of amateur and wannabe actors. The authors (especially Borelli) provided entertaining commentary on some of the pictures from their book, giving advice like, "If you own your own weapons, you should definitely feature them in your headshot." After him came David Rees, author of the Get Your War On comic. He read several of his strips, including giving a seven-minute run-down of the War on Terror. In all honesty, he's not the greatest at reading aloud, but he and the comics themselves were still funny. Hodgman read from his new book More Information Than You Require, getting volunteers to help him out. The guy reading the questions about voting machines did a good job, but the guy asking about mole men was either drunk off his ass or really good at pretending to be. The whole thing ended with an auction, with items including autographed books and the chance to have a drink with Hodgman (bottle of bourbon included). Proceeds from the auction were donated to the presidential candidate of the audience's choice (and considering that the audience was largely comprised of Philadelphian hipsters, you can probably guess who that was). I really didn't expect the show to last so long, but I did enjoy it.

Here's the latest Friday Five (and yes, I know it's not Friday):
When did you last...
1. scrounge for change (couch, ashtray, etc.) to make a purchase? I always try to find change in my cupholder when getting something at a drive-thru. I'm not sure whether or not that counts as scrounging.
2. visit a dentist? Back in April, I think. I need to make another appointment soon.
3. make a needed change to your life? Does getting married count? That would be 29 February of this year.
4. decide on a complete menu well in advance of the evening meal? It's been a long time since I've planned a meal, or at least one that didn't consist of take-out or frozen food.
5. spend part of the day (other than daily hygiene) totally/mostly naked? Well, sometimes when I'm using the computer late at night when nobody else is up, I'll just wear my underwear.

Finally, here's another meme that you can respond to if you're interested (or not, if you're not interested):

Leave a comment here, and I will:

a) Tell you why I friended you.
b) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you.
d) Tell you a memory I have of you.
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
f) Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
g) In return, you must post this on your own LJ. (Optional.)

Typhon's Tykes

I've mentioned the monstrous Typhon before on this journal, but I think a hundred-headed, snake-covered giant deserves more than one reference. He and his consort Echidna (no relation to the species of egg-laying mammal of the same name) gave birth to several of the worst monsters in Greek mythology, including:

  • Cerberus, the original dog from Hell, and guardian of the dead. He's usually shown as having three heads, but he's occasionally been represented with as few as two and as many as fifty. I'm inclined to think that L. Frank Baum had Cerberus in mind when writing The Emerald City of Oz, which had the Nome King having those who displeased him cut into pieces and fed to seven-headed dogs. And he's obviously the model for Fluffy in the first Harry Potter book, although I think the idea of music to put him to sleep came from other Greek myths, unless there were versions of the Orpheus story in which his lyre lured the canine into a dog-nap. Cerberus allows the spirits of the dead into Hades, but won't let them back out.
  • Orthus, the two-headed dog who herded the cattle belonging to the three-bodied giant Geryon.
  • The Chimera, a fire-breathing beast that was part goat, part lion, and part serpent. He was killed by Belerephon, riding on Pegasus.
  • The Sphinx, a creature with the head and breasts of a woman, the body of a lion, eagle's wings, and a serpent tail. She was based on the Egyptian sphinxes, which were placed outside temples. I don't think any of them had wings, though (if so, it was rare). Of course, lions and eagles are popular components for mixed-up monsters, like the later griffins, and the cherubim of the Bible. The Sphinx had a habit of asking riddles, and then killing anyone who couldn't answer properly. Since Batman wasn't around to solve the riddle, the task instead fell to that literal motherfucker Oedipus.
  • The Lernaean Hydra, a monster that I covered back when mythological snakes were the subject of the week. If you ever end up fighting a hydra, remember to cauterize the necks after cutting off the heads, so they won't grow back.
  • Ladon, a dragon who guarded the golden apples of the Hesperides by coiling around the tree on which they grew. As with several of these other monsters, it was Hercules who ended his life. I wouldn't be too surprised if this serpent guarding an apple tree was the reason why the forbidden fruit of the Garden of Eden (which grew on a tree that had its own serpent, although he tried to lure people TO the fruit instead of keeping them away) is often identified as apples.
  • And finally, the Nemean Lion, whose skin was impenetrable to weapons, but who couldn't prevail against Hercules' bare hands. He wore the lion's skin, which maintained its protective properties, after this. There's actually some debate about the lion's origins, as some versions of the myth claim that he fell from the Moon.

So, let's see. We have two dogs, two weird composite monsters, a snake, a dragon, and a lion, all apparently siblings. But that seems to have often been the way with mythological monsters. I believe Tiamat's offspring included a lot of different sorts of creatures, as did Loki's. I guess monster genetics doesn't exactly work like ours, as anyone who's played Dragon Warrior Monsters would know.