July 17th, 2009


From Twitter 07-16-2009

  • 08:21:14: Is the radio ever NOT playing that Black Eyed Peas "Boom Boom Pow" song? Well, at least it's not "My Humps."
  • 08:21:30: I got that boom-boom-pow. Because I used a POW block on Boom-Boom.
  • 08:23:07: I heard a song by Phoenix on the radio this morning. I'd previously only heard of them through @3x1minus1.
  • 08:24:02: I don't get why the idea of raising taxes on the top 1% of wage earners is controversial. Do people feel sorry for the poor billionaires?
  • 08:25:48: Despite all the "two Crossainwiches for $3" signs, Burger King still tried to charge me the normal price.
  • 08:26:17: Also, I think the guy working the window at Burger King might have been Scotty from Star Trek.
  • 14:32:47: I had a dream that my dad forced me to go to some kind of creepy week-long camp thing, and I got into a fight with him when he came back.
  • 14:33:43: @gick7 That's one of several reasons why I don't think I could be a manager.
  • 14:34:14: @PFTompkins Or a suit of armor.
  • 14:38:33: @amandapalmer If not a Goth, are you a Vandal, a Lombard, or a Frank?
  • 20:41:39: I got my first pedicure today. I feel like a princess! A very masculine princess.
  • 20:45:19: After a business closes, a new owner will often reopen it as the same kind of business. Isn't that a sure recipe for failure?
  • 20:48:08: @TarynAria Maybe, but it would definitely be a Converse-ation piece.
  • 20:55:06: @oz_diggs The Iffin
  • 20:55:37: @renlong What about Ren vs. the Volcano?
  • 20:56:52: @eehouls At least she didn't ask for your John Wayne Gacy.
  • 20:59:07: @alyankovic You're directing him after he rejected "Chicken Pot Pie"?
  • 21:00:15: I think Delilah represents a large part of what's wrong with America. So does Rush Limbaugh, but a different part.
  • 21:54:45: I can see why The Lost Levels only made it to the States as part of Super Mario All-Stars. I think it was designed by a sadist.
  • 21:55:35: "What? We've gone through two screens without a Lakitu or Hammer Brother? Time for a hurricane!"
  • 21:55:55: Are the squid creatures in the Mario games Bloopers or Bloobers?
  • 22:11:40: Is Super Mario Bros. 3 the only game where Mario turns orange when he gets a fire flower?
  • 22:12:04: Speaking of SMB3, how does Bowser spit fireballs at you when you're not even in the same room as him?
  • 22:20:55: My wife gives good foot rubs.

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The Genius Bar

Following up on the Arabian theme that I've taken on this week with flying carpets and rocs, we're now going to take a look at jinn. There are a lot of different descriptions of these beings, many of which contradict each other. I'm not even entirely sure what the generally accepted singular and plural forms are. I'd come to think that "jinni" is singular and "jinn" plural, but I've seen the opposite on occasion, as well as "jinns" and "jann" being used as alternate plurals. The spelling "djinn" is also not uncommon, due to the fact that the stories of the Arabian Nights were translated into English by way of French (the "dj," from what I understand, indicates that the sound is the English pronunciation of the letter J, rather than the "zh" sound that it has in French). Also, some translators noted the similarity between jinn and the similar named genii (the singular being "genius) of Roman mythology, who were basically individual guardian spirits, which led to the English "genie" as probably the better known name for such beings.

I suppose the best way to describe jinn in general is that they're basically like demons, in that they're magical beings that often harass or possess human beings, but can also be summoned to provide services to magicians. They had been part of Arabian mythology for some time prior to the advent of Islam, but Mohammed worked them into the Qur'an. His explanation was that jinn were basically the third humanoid race, made out of fire as angels are from light and humans from clay. Their leader, Iblis, is referred to as both a jinni AND an angel, which I can only conclude means he was made from firelight. {g} Jinn in Islamic belief can be either good or evil, with some accepting Islam and others not. One of the crazier (at least to a modern audience) accounts of jinn in the hadith claims that they can live in privies, and prayers are necessary to...well, more or less stop them climbing into your body through your rear end.

One man who was said to have control over the jinn was none other than King Solomon, who was a sorcerer in Islamic legend. You'd think that would be an odd thing to leave out of the Bible, but maybe the Arabs thought it went without saying. After all, magic is knowledge that most people don't have, and the terms "wizard" and "witch" are derived from the word for "wise," right? So I guess it was only logical to the legend-writers that the reputed wisest man in history would also be a skilled wizard. He had the jinn construct buildings and fight in battles for him, after which some versions of the legend say that he imprisoned them in brass bottles. Frankly, I would have expected better treatment from the fabled king who...um, suggested that a baby be cut in half...okay, maybe that's EXACTLY the kind of treatment I should have expected. I think the idea of jinn granting wishes came from the idea that they would reward people who freed them from their prisons. The story of Aladdin, as I'm sure you know, includes jinn living in (or at least able to be summoned by) a lamp and a ring.