August 25th, 2009


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Hammer-Head Time

Another odd group of people that appeared way back in the first Oz book is the tribe of Hammer-Heads (not to be confused with the sharks of the same name), who inhabit a hill in the Quadling Country (Wizard places it on the border of the Quadling Country, but Quadling territory seems to expand in later books). They don't appear in the MGM movie or many other adaptations of the story, but they're a quite interesting Baumian creation. They're short people with no arms and hard, flat-topped heads. It is, of course, these heads that give them their name, and that they use to drive off intruders. For some reason, upon my first reading of Wizard, I thought their heads actually detached from their bodies, but the text actually indicates that they have expanding necks. My apparent subconscious desire for people with detachable heads was more than fulfilled in later Oz books, however. {g} Since the Hammer-Heads' hill is right along the path to Glinda's palace, Dorothy and her friends have to call on the assistance of the Winged Monkeys to cross it.

The Hammer-Heads are mentioned in a few subsequent books. In Emerald City, they're listed among the dangers of Oz, and also called the "Wild People." At the beginning of Patchwork Girl, Ojo tells Unc Nunkie, "All I've ever seen of the great Land of Oz, Unc dear, is the view of that mountain over at the south, where they say the Hammerheads live--who won't let anybody go by them--and that mountain at the north, where they say nobody lives." This actually seems rather unlikely, however. While the map of Oz on the Tik-Tok endpapers shows Ojo's forest home as being in the southern Munchkin Country, a few references suggest that it's actually in the northern part. Not only is Dr. Pipt's mountain said to border on the Gillikin Country, but Ojo and his companions first meet the Scarecrow when he's on his way to visit Jinjur, who is shown by both the map and the events of Tin Woodman to live northeast of the Emerald City. But even we accept the map's location, it doesn't look anywhere near close enough to the Hammer-Heads' mountain for Ojo to see it from his forest dwelling. Then again, maybe the Hammer-Heads colonized another mountain, and that's what Ojo is referring to. And Jack Pumpkinhead, in his own book, tells Peter Brown that Kuma Party had recently assisted Ozma in subduing the Hammer-Heads, with no additional details given.

One popular myth involving the Hammer-Heads is that they're so territorial because they're protecting something valuable. I'm not sure how this idea started, but I've seen it show up quite a few times. I don't see anything in the Wizard text to suggest that they have any secrets, rather than just an ornery attitude toward strangers. Still, the idea of the secret of the Hammer-Heads is rather interestingly used in Onyx Madden's Mysterious Chronicles. In this book, they were charged by Queen Lurline with guarding the access to the OPALOZ, which provides the life-blood of Oz. Only a person bearing a primrose is allowed to pass.

Considering what we learn of the Hammer-Heads in Wizard, it's actually kind of odd that they don't show up more often than they do. Not only is it necessary for Dorothy to summon the Winged Monkeys to cross the hill and reach Glinda's palace, but Glinda herself tells Dorothy's companions that she'll need to employ the Monkeys herself in order to get them past the Hammer-Heads. In Land, however, Glinda's army marches from her palace to the Emerald City with no interference from Hammer-Heads mentioned, and later books follow suit in having characters journeying to or from Glinda's without having to contend with the armless people. It seems to me that the most likely explanation is that Glinda found an alternate path to the north, whether through magic or simply knowledge of the nearby terrain. In one of my own unfinished manuscripts, there's a tunnel through the Hammer-Heads' mountain, with a schism resulting between the more conservative inhabitants who still want to keep everyone away, and the liberal ones who don't mind strangers passing UNDER their territory. I'm also kicking around an idea for a tale about the long-lost King of the Hammer-Heads, which is actually based on something my brother and I made up years ago.

First and Foremost

I haven't done a survey in a while, have I? I got this one from SamuraiFrog.

1. Who was your FIRST date?
Believe it or not (and I'm sure anyone who knew me at the time can easily believe it), I didn't date in high school or college. I started dating bethje in 2000, soon after getting my bachelor's degree, and I eventually married her.

2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Yes, I'm married to her.

3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
I'm not even sure. Probably just a champagne toast, or a sip of something. If you're talking about a full drink, though, it might have been a Fuzzy Navel. I think that's the first kind of drink I really LIKED, anyway.

4. What was your FIRST job?
Working as an usher at the movie theater after my freshman year of college. Despite the title, it involved a lot of sweeping up, and not much ushering.

5. What was your FIRST car?
A green 2002 Ford Focus. I actually just recently got rid of it. As further proof that I was a late starter when it came to most adult things, I didn't learn to drive until I was twenty-four.

6. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Oddly enough, my first ride was actually on a private plane. My dad knew someone with a plane and a pilot's license, and he flew us back home from visiting my grandparents in Virginia.

7. Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
I've never really been close enough to anyone for them to be my best friend, aside from Beth.

8. Whose wedding did you attend the FIRST time?
My aunt's, when I was a baby. I believe the first one I can actually REMEMBER attending was that of one of my dad's co-workers.

9. Tell us about your FIRST roommate.
We didn't get along that well, and I think that was partially my fault and partially his. He moved out partway through the second semester, and I had the room to myself, which was cool. I haven't been in communication with him since then, but we have some mutual friends.

10. If you had one wish, what would it be (other than more wishes)?
I want to say a life of comfort, but that would probably backfire on me in some way.

11. What is something you would learn if you had the chance?
Not sure how this question has anything to do with firsts, but how to play a musical instrument.

12. Did you marry the FIRST person you were in love with?

13. What were the first lessons you ever took and why?
Swimming lessons, maybe?

14. What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Use the bathroom, usually.
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