September 2nd, 2009



  • 09:37 A teacher fired for being in racy pictures is now doing porn. #
  • 10:26 My dentist's office is decorated with Three Stooges memorabilia. #
  • 10:32 RT @jfruh BREAKING: New Prime Minister of Japan to have awesome hair: #
  • 10:33 RT @poisonyoulove Who the hell was DJ AM? And why are the news channels acting like he's some huge celebrity? #
  • 10:35 @MikeConway Don't forget about Gooflactus! #</ a>
  • 10:42 @CGCassimus And then you'll get to drink with Esther's brother? #
  • 10:44 Don't you love how the staff runs out of the room when giving you dental X-rays? #
  • 10:44 Has there ever been a superhero who owes his origins to dental X-rays? I guess he'd probably just end up fighting Cavity Creeps. #
  • 12:12 Black, white, green red, can I take my friend to bed? Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue, I love you. #
  • 12:21 Build-A-Bear is going to let you build a Portuguese water dog. Gee, I wonder why. :P #
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  • 12:57 Why was Bill Nye on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"? #
  • 13:09 Link: Interview with Gwenno from the Pipettes - I’m sure I’ll get a second Pipettes album if it ever comes... #
  • 13:30 Photo: Honestly, Flansburgh, I was never too fond of that rectangular guitar. #
  • 13:33 @InBloomers It was actually Paul McCartney's rhyme, but thanks anyway. {g} #
  • 13:42 Video: Shonen Knif
    e is a band I don’t really know much about, but I know several people with similar musical... #
  • 13:59 Link: New News on Unseen Academicals - Awesome!  It’s been too long since there’s been a Discworld book... #
  • 14:07 In my dream last night, I was looking at a map of Oregon that had an area the exact size and shape of Pennsylvania marked on it. #
  • 15:02 Photo: According to Pat Robertson, marriage should only be between the symbols on bathroom doors, and only if... #
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    stian Culture Likes #
  • 15:24 Link: Marvel vs. Capcom - Disney Buyout Edition - Disney characters who would make good additions to a... #
  • 15:42 Was the comic strip "Marvin" always so full of poop and pee jokes? #
  • 17:12 Video: Pac-Man’s secret life revealed! #
  • 18:11 Photo: Yeah, I’ve seen Christian parodies of lots of logos, but the play on words here is more of a stretch... #
  • 21:49 @NowIsStrange got a flier from Massey Hall in the mail. Did they pay international postage to send that? #
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The Invincible Hand

One power that appears in a good many video games is temporary invulnerability. I don't know how this idea started, but it's been around since the early days of video games. Pac-Man has the pills that will allow him to devour the ghosts, although they do come back. It's typical in early video games for there to be no defined end point, but the fact that Pac-Man can only defeat his enemies for very brief periods of time could be seen as rather depressing. When you play Pac-Man, you KNOW you're going to die sooner or later. Anyway, Donkey Kong gives Mario a hammer that he can use to smash barrels automatically, but it's the Starman that became the typical invincibility-granting item in most Mario games. Not only can Mario's enemies not harm him when under the effects of a Starman, but his mere touch will kill them. Other games use that same basic idea, with a certain item temporarily transforming the hero into an unstoppable killing machine.

There are other variations on the invulnerability idea, however. I believe both Wizards & Warriors and A Link to the Past have items that make the bearer invisible, which makes the enemies unable to harm you because they can't see you. I'm not really sure why that would matter if you're running right into them, but I'm also not sure how to better represent invisibility in a video game. The Dragon Quest series has invisibility herbs that let you sneak into some place, but RPGs are a different story.

By the way, happy birthday to 3x1minus1!

A Kill at Ease

When dealing with invulnerability in fantasy stories from the classical to the contemporary, one archetype that shows up from time to time is that of the warrior who is completely indestructible but for one small part of his body. Obviously Achilles, who was immersed in the River Styx by his mother Thetis (or, in other versions, had most of his mortality burned away before his father interrupted) but retained a vulnerable heel, is the most famous example. Interestingly enough, according to the Wikipedia entry, this idea didn't actually come about until the first century AD, with Homer and other early chroniclers of the Trojan War making no note of such a thing. A similar tale is told of the Norse hero Sigurd, better known by his German name of Siegfried. When the greedy dwarf Fafnir (who in Wagner's version was a giant who helped to build Valhalla instead) turned himself into a dragon in order to protect his ill-gotten treasure, Siegfried killed him and bathed in his blood, which made the warrior's body invulnerable. A leaf had gotten under one of his shoulders, however, so that was his equivalent of Achilles' heel, and it was this brother-in-law who eventually did him in. Other figures in the same tradition are the Persian Esfandyar, who bathed in a pool of invincibility but kept his eyes closed (I can't imagine that Achilles or Siegfried could have kept theirs open either, but I guess the Persians thought about such things differently); and the Hindu Duryodhana. This was probably the most X-rated of these stories, as his genitals were his weak spot. His mother used a magic gaze to make Duryodhana's body invincible, but since he was covering his crotch at the time, it wasn't affected.

The idea of a weak spot can also apply to monsters, such as Tolkien's dragon Smaug. Tolkien was quite familiar with Norse mythology, and so presumably would have been aware of both Siegfried's own weak spot and the fact that the hero killed Fafnir in dragon form by stabbing him in the belly. Although the Death Star isn't a living thing, its destruction by exploiting a weak point is accomplished in much the same manner. And sometimes it isn't a body part that is vulnerable, but rather a particular method of killing that has to be used. Examples include the various means of killing vampires (a stake through the heart being the most popular, but far from the only one), silver for werewolves, Kryptonite for Superman, and water for the Wicked Witch of the West. (In fairness, L. Frank Baum never said the Witch was otherwise indestructible, and in fact she probably wasn't, but I'd still say it counts.)

Another variation of the theme came to mind during my reading of Lloyd Alexander's Taran Wanderer. The evil wizard Morda traps his life force in his little finger, which he cuts off and hides. This is the same basic idea as what Voldemort did with his Horcruxes, and it shows up in other stories as well. Heck, even Paper Mario uses that same basic concept with Tubba Blubba's heart.

In some of these cases, it seems like it was only something minor that stopped these characters from being totally invulnerable. For instance, if Siegfried had just thought to check his body for leaves, he wouldn't have HAD the weak spot. But I think there's a little more to it than that. It's a general rule in stories that involve magic that none of it can be absolute. Every spell has its counterspell, every curse has its loophole, and everyone who's otherwise invincible has to have a weakness.