September 14th, 2009

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Twitterpated

  • 00:18 "I'm a man that's attracted to young women. God forbid!" -Some sex offender on Lockup #
  • 00:24 If someone following me is following a whole bunch of other people but hardly has any followers, I usually assume they're a spammer. #
  • 01:05 @jlbellwriter But I'll be 32 this year, and I don't think I know that many people! #
  • 14:40 @huggythuggy No, I think true communism as described by Marx doesn't HAVE presidents. #
  • 14:41 @huggythuggy Those people are so transparent that it's just absurd. #
  • 14:42 @willmatheson Unfortunately, they miss the other important part of the "celebrity look," which is that someone has to know who they are. #
  • 14:52 Eating a burger stretches my stomach. Eat more food, then I'm hungry again. #
  • 15:01 @intrnlbleeding At least they're ahead of Fox News, who have a special on whether you can get sick from a viral video. (Their answer: yes) #
  • 17:53 Photo: Since it wasn’t the USSR until they got rid of the monarchy, that’s not saying much. tumblr.com/xpy33gh1v #
  • 17:58 Photo: mudwerks: tumblr.com/xpy33gj3f #
  • 18:01 Photo: I like this, but I have to wonder why the artist bothered to stick Grimm in the lower left-hand... tumblr.com/xpy33gkyz #
  • 18:18 @JaredofMo But I thought the Devil only wore Prada. #
  • 18:22 @CGCassimus "I am the Earl of Preston." "And I am the Duke of Ted." #
  • 18:45 bit.ly/Dd1IR
    5 Facts About Woodstock #
  • 18:54 Video: comicallyvintage: tumblr.com/xpy33hbgr #
  • 19:12 Video: Franken Talks Down Angry Mob tumblr.com/xpy33hkka #
  • 21:01 @JaredofMo I wonder who on the Narnia movie staff is so obsessed with minotaurs. #
  • 23:02 How is Lady Gaga so friggin' young? #
  • 23:05 Photo: Even before seeing this, I had to wonder if Kanye and Joe Wilson went to the same school of etiquette.... tumblr.com/xpy33kpwq #
  • 23:15 @3x1minus1 If her plan involves singing while running under the direction of her mom, I don't want anything to do with it. #
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Polychrome

Planted and Enchanted

Trees aren't the only plants in Oz and its surrounding countries that sometimes have the ability to walk and talk. There are other sentient vegetable beings, starting with the Mangaboos, who inhabit a country deep underground. In Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz, the title characters fall into this kingdom, where the buildings are made of glass, the lesser attraction of gravity enables people to walk in the air, and the people are literal vegetables. They grow on bushes outside their glass city, and are planted when they die. When Dorothy and the Wizard arrived, the Vegetable Kingdom was ruled by a prince, who was advised by a sorcerer named Gwig. When Gwig tried to use his magic to stop the Wizard from breathing, the humbug magician cut the vegetable sorcerer in half with a trick sword. The outsiders then picked a new princess, hoping that she would be more sympathetic to them, but she proved to be just as heartless.



The Rose Kingdom, which is introduced in Tik-Tok of Oz, has some definite similarities to the subterranean Vegetable Kingdom. The inhabitants, who are live rosebushes, are similarly heartless. Also, Betsy Bobbin and the Shaggy Man follow Dorothy and the Wizard's lead in picking a princess. In this case, however, the roses don't accept Princess Ozga at all, and she's exiled from the kingdom with Betsy and Shaggy. The royalty in the Rose Kingdom aren't exactly like their subjects, instead being human-shaped flower fairies, who become fully human upon leaving the country.



A mysterious lost chapter from Patchwork Girl was also going to feature vegetable people. The text has not been found, but the surviving illustrations show anthropomorphic vegetables growing human-headed flowers in a garden. The publisher deemed this episode too disturbing for children (quite likely because of the possibility that the vegetables were growing people for food), and it was removed.

Ruth Plumly Thompson introduced some of her own plant people in her books. I've already covered Carter Green in this post, but I don't believe I've written anything in my journal about Urtha from Grampa. Like Ozga, she's a flower fairy who serves as the love interest for a male protagonist. She's made of flowers, and her personality is similar to Polychrome's, whom she meets on a brief visit to the sky. Without giving too much of the plot away, I suppose I can say that Urtha is someone whom a wizard planned to turn into dirt, but her inherent sweetness made her into a girl of flowers instead. Prince Tatters and Grampa use water from the wizard's golden can to animate Urtha, and she joins them on their journey.



In his Runaway, which wasn't published until many years after his death, John R. Neill introduced his own plant protagonist in Popla the Power Plant. This incredibly strong bush with the face of a beautiful girl originally grew alongside the road on the Weather Witch's mountain, but the Patchwork Girl transplanted her into a collapsible flowerpot from High Faluting City, and the two of them became close friends and companions. The only problem was that both of these girls enjoyed making up verses, but neither could stand to listen to the ones that the other wrote. At the end of the tale, Popla is given a home in Ozma's palace. And while I'm on the subject of Neill's plant characters, I might as well also mention the patch of sentient potatoes from Scalawagons, led by the tyrannical Dick Tater.

I'll end this post by saying a little about one of the most successful apocryphal Oz characters, the sorcerer-botanist Zim Greenleaf. Introduced in Melody Grandy's Seven Blue Mountains trilogy, the Flying Sorcerer has made his way into other books as well. He and his sister Fern were built out of plants by the legendary wizard Wam (whose exploits had been mentioned in Cowardly Lion and Wishing Horse), and animated with magic powder. When they began to wilt, Wam gave up his own humanity in order to grant life to his plant children. In exchange for his sacrifice, Lurline herself turned Zim and Fern into flesh-and-blood people, and Zim began using his own powers to undo as many of his father's magical mistakes as possible. Melody herself has described his personality as being at least partially based on Sherlock Holmes and Spock, and Zim not only performs experiments in his hidden arboretum and serves the Munchkins as their official wizard, but also has several different alternate identities, each one with its own personality, that he uses for adventures and specimen collecting throughout Oz and beyond. At the end of the SBM trilogy, he marries his old compatriot, the good witch Maggie. As for Fern, there are strong hints that she's the same person as Su-Posy, a butterfly-winged girl with a brief appearance in Yankee, whose job is distributing flowers to the people of Upandup Mountain in the Gillikin Country.