December 4th, 2009

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Twitterpated

  • 00:12 I hate those Old Navy mannequin commercials. I miss Fran Drescher. (Wow, there's something I never thought I'd say.) #
  • 00:12 "Hot pink, I should think." #
  • 00:31 Glee is obviously written by people who hated high school. I did too, but even I sometimes think they go overboard. #
  • 06:52 The dogs need to learn about false positives. #
  • 06:58 I love how "I'm not perfect" is now the standard excuse for everything. #
  • 08:01 Saw a billboard for Christmas services, and 3 were designated as kid-friendly. #
  • 08:02 At the others, do they tell the grisly details of how God impregnated Mary? #
  • 08:13 Why does the second verse of "Strawberry Fields Forever" not come close to rhyming? #
  • 08:28 I've been throwing low numbers on the dice of life. All the cards I turn scowl at me like my ex-wife. #
  • 08:31 I hope Tiger Woods's troubles don't affect the sales of Tiger Toys! #
  • 09:55 @JaredofMo Hey! I wasn't a real user? #
  • 11:51 Link: What Do You See in Him Again? - Breaking down the ways in which the Twilight series (or SAGA, as
    ... tumblr.com/xpy4fglc9 #
  • 14:49 The stupidity of Facebook polls continues to astound me. "Is homosexuality a mental illness?" Perhaps even sadder is that people answer them #
  • 17:22 A woman at Target just told us the Twilight series were "very good books." #
  • 18:02 I was wearing my TMBG flying carpet shirt, and our cashier at Target said she liked the band. #
  • 18:09 I'm not sure whether to find the fact that Christmas-themed commercials totally ignore the shitty economy disturbing or comforting. #
  • 18:10 At least I haven't seen any of thos
    e commercials with giant bows on cars this year. #
  • 18:27 @d_whiteplume Yeah, I really like Bill Maher when he takes swipes at religion. Not so much when he says not to get vaccinations. #
  • 18:29 Homemade gifts might be a good idea, but what about those of us who are physically incapable of making things? #
  • 18:30 @gick7 Yes, but I'm not sure it would make much difference in the long run. #
  • 18:47 Link: 6 Mental Illness Myths Hollywood Wants You to Believe tumblr.com/xpy4fp4rg #
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    I'm a little disappointed that the Oz Club membership cards are no longer wallet-sized. #
  • 19:03 @miscellaneaarts I think you were the first person to show me those tests. #
  • 19:08 I hear @amandapalmer is appearing in "Doxies Without Smocksies," the musical version of "Ralph Roister Doister." #
  • 20:57 @NowIsStrange What ARE we supposed to call it, then? December Spendorama? #
  • 20:59 @d_whiteplume I agree. Hearing people talk about football makes me like it considerably less than I already do. #
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