February 13th, 2010



  • 06:24 My dreams made no sense! Tell the people! #
  • 14:06 I'm annoyed that, even though I didn't work in Pennsylvania in 2009, I apparently got a paycheck from them that year. #
  • 14:06 I wish I knew whether that means I owe Pennsylvania taxes. #
  • 14:33 I'm 32, and I have yet to earn as much as $20,000 in a year. I fail at self-sufficiency. #
  • 14:40 Gogo's theme in Final Fantasy VI is a fun piece of music. #
  • 15:08 twitgoo.com/dtd09 Circle of Dogs #
  • 17:17
    It's about time to go to the @michaelianblack and @mshowalter show that was supposed to have been in October. #
  • 21:58 @3x1minus1 I'll eat the other half! #
  • 23:09 @TheRealTavie Your tattoo isn't going to like that! #
  • 23:34 @3x1minus1 Well, it worked for Sherlock Holmes. #
  • 23:47 You people and your Olympics-watching. Did I fall into a time warp to the thirties? :P #
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Love in the Time of Demigods

In honor of the Valentine's Day weekend, here are a few mythological stories of love and lust. With respect to those of you who hate the holiday, though, they're all pretty messed up, and none of them have happy endings.

Apollo and Daphne - This is a myth with the moral being not to mess with Cupid. When the master archer Apollo insulted Eros (the Greek name for Cupid) for messing around with serious war weapons, the boy shot Apollo with one of his own arrows, causing him to fall in love with the nymph Daphne. This daughter of a river god was a sworn virgin, and she rejected the advances of the deity. He pursued her relentlessly, however, and as this was in an era prior to restraining orders, she had her father turn her into a laurel tree.

Echo and Narcissus - If Whitney Houston is correct that learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all, then I suppose Narcissus would have been the greatest lover in history. As for Echo, she was a nymph who distracted Hera while Zeus had an affair, so the goddess punished her by making her unable to speak except for repeating what other people say. I believe Ovid was the first to combine these two characters into the same myth, having Echo fall in love with Narcissus, who of course rejected her advances. She ended up wasting away until all that was left was her repeating voice. Narcissus himself eventually died while staring at his own reflection, with the narcissus flower blooming where he died.

Freyja and the Dwarves - This one is really only tangentially related to my main subject, but it's so messed up that I can't help including it. Turning from the Olympian world to the Norse Aesir, Freyja found out about a dwarf-made necklace called the Brisingamen that she desired so greatly that she agreed to have sex with all four of its dwarven makers. When Odin found out about Freyja's harlotry, he had Loki take the necklace away from her, which the trickster accomplished by turning into a flea. Freyja demanded the Brisingamen back, and Odin conceded, but only on the condition that she cause war between two earthly kings. That seems like a bit of a non-sequitur, but maybe the point was that starting warfare would be devastating for a goddess of love.