March 5th, 2017


My tweets

  • Sat, 19:19: Mario is going to Nude Onk City, but I prefer my onks fully clothed.
  • Sat, 19:34: RT @SteveStuWill:
  • Sat, 19:35: RT @Brimshack: Someday Bill O'Reilly will have Jesse Watters on to steal candy from children and mock their responses. @oreillyfactor
  • Sat, 19:47: RT @PatSandora: NYCer: OMG you’re in the city?! Visitor: Yes! NYCer: I’d love to see you! Let me know if you end up on my exact block. I…
  • Sat, 19:52: RT @saladinahmed: if THE MUPPET MOVIE and MUPPET BABIES are both canon it means Nanny erased young Kermit's memory of the nursery and dumpe…
  • Sat, 20:51: RT @jonlovett: This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a national emergency.
  • Sun, 04:51: RT @TheWoodenslurpy: Nothing displeases me more than when a friend gets into a serious plane crash after I’ve specifically told them to hav…
  • Sun, 09:09: Does the name "Credit Karma" mean your credit score depends on what you did in a past life?
  • Sun, 09:23: RT @Kyle_Lippert: Scientists have found that the reason wolves howl at the moon is because they're sick of its bullshit. "Fuck the moon" sa…
  • Sun, 10:40: Roger Stone, go roger a stone.
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