May 11th, 2017


My tweets

  • Wed, 15:46: Is oil called Texas Tea because Texans drink it?
  • Wed, 22:42: Was Gamora confusing KITT from Knight Rider with a boat a reference to "Knight Boat" from @TheSimpsons? #GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol2
  • Thu, 08:21: Straight talk about funny lines: I love the part in the "Thor: Ragnarok" trailer where Thor calls the Hulk "a friend from work."
  • Thu, 08:56: Since the Defiant Girl on Wall Street turned out to be an ad, maybe they should just replace her with Flo from Progressive.
  • Thu, 09:39: I guess Trump doesn't have any loyalty to Comey for helping him win the election. What am I saying? Of course he doesn't!
  • Thu, 10:14: I say Comey helped Trump win, but I also suspect the people who bought the "OMG Hillary's emails!" thing wouldn't have voted for her anyway.
  • Thu, 10:25: RT @Super70sSports: Delino DeShields signed with Montreal in 1987 after they met his contract demand of the "tallest goddamn hat ever." htt…
  • Thu, 11:00: Marvel has Peter Parker, Peter Quill, Piotr Rasputin, and Pietro Maximoff. For Pete's sake!
  • Thu, 11:50: At least they didn't buy the mushroom INFERIOR sauce. @ Dyker Heights, Brooklyn