My tweets
- Sat, 13:02: Dewey (the dachshund) is 15 years old now. #dogsofinstagram #dachshundsofinstagram https://t.co/KpFQOazaiA
- Sat, 13:52: The word "hydroplaning" sounds deceptively cool.
- Sat, 18:07: How do people who are uncomfortable with the world being more than a few thousand years old think they'll handle eternity?
- Sat, 18:24: RT @VGArtAndTidbits: https://t.co/VjOxjryZ1v
- Sat, 19:10: RT @ScottLinnen: Be vewwy qwiet, Jeff Sessions is huntin' mariwwana users for his pwivate pwisons.
- Sat, 19:47: RT @Gameiversary: Super Mario RPG celebrates its 21st anniversary in the West today! https://t.co/s14Mb6466n
- Sat, 20:27: RT @meganamram: Thank god they just released this updated letter from Trump's doctor: https://t.co/epixsV1081
- Sat, 20:30: RT @CulturedRuffian: 1985: "I hope we'll have flying cars in the future!" 2017: "I just used the flashlight on my cell phone to look for s…
- Sat, 20:48: RT @Megavolt1: Hey, iOS 10! I just typed the phrase "Pepperoni and mus" What is your guess as to what I mean? https://t.co/SDldXD4qK6
- Sat, 20:49: RT @TheDweck: Sean Spicer has the calm of a man trying to hold an armful of loose oranges and one keeps falling
