May 19th, 2017

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My tweets

  • Thu, 12:16: Just passed an old man in a yarmulke who was whistling "Popeye the Sailor Man."
  • Thu, 12:26: After I typed "Popeye the Sailor" for my last tweet, autocorrect suggested "Moon." Now I want someone to draw that.
  • Thu, 13:40: RT @JoeMande: Finally a good joke. https://t.co/FtVfGNPxHx
  • Thu, 13:41: RT @EJT___: A quartet of hearing impaired​ criminals escaped a nearby prison, so local authorities are on Deaf Con Four right now.
  • Thu, 13:44: RT @TeaPainUSA: Roger Ailes is dead. To honor his passin', Fox News will blame his death on Hillary Clinton & John Podesta. Roger would h…
  • Thu, 13:46: RT @Richard_Florida: The State of America ... https://t.co/Nauu6OJSAO
  • Thu, 13:47: RT @thelindsayellis: Loving the people talking about Ailes like "we all had our sins" like yeah who hasn't had to settle a sexual harassmen…
  • Thu, 14:11: RT @ThatGuy3002: Roger Ailes family asks in lieu of flowers you instead honor his memory by sexually assaulting someone & threatening them…
  • Thu, 18:55: Hey, Fox News hosts, there's no need to suck up to Roger Ailes anymore. You do realize that, right?
  • Thu, 19:10: RT @girlsreallyrule: To all the trolls calling me a bad feminist because I call out Ivanka Trump, I say this: I want to see her equally cha…
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