My tweets
- Tue, 12:09: The Other Searches for the Lost Princess https://t.co/qabnqerByk
- Tue, 13:35: RT @leyawn: *whispering* they cannot arrest a father and son for the same crime https://t.co/cnIDnphJOl
- Tue, 13:37: RT @BrianNeedsaNap: I tweet this every week or so, but if THIS is the first time you're really doubting Trump's actions/intentions, what th…
- Tue, 13:48: RT @chrislhayes: "Just got a call from Sergei Colludnikov, who wants to collude with you and your father's campaign. Wanna meet him at Coll…
- Tue, 13:50: Couldn't get a nothing burger because they were still serving breakfast, so I got an Egg McNothing.
- Tue, 13:52: Sir Francis Pancake and the defeat of the Spanish Armadomelet #BreakfastHistory @midnight
- Tue, 13:53: RT @TheFaldor: Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
- Tue, 13:57: RT @chrislhayes: Plot twist I most look forward to: the slow reveal that Tiffany is the Keyser S�ze mastermind behind the entire thing.
- Tue, 14:08: RT @ChristnNitemare: A simple request... https://t.co/FkEI5ZPeh4
- Tue, 14:11: Every day can be Dick Day! https://t.co/1xiPEnGAhk
