My tweets
- Thu, 13:15: Fox News is planning on announcing their Sexist Man Alive. It's a tough competition.
- Thu, 13:38: Someone tried to sell me a tennis bracelet, but I'm pretty sure it was a racket.
- Thu, 15:47: RT @TristanACooper: I did a deep dive to find out whether Toad is wearing a hat and I can say without exaggeration it's the most important…
- Thu, 17:42: Because everyone knows the most important factor in judging a female newscaster is the quality… https://t.co/JqcxOaKUc0
- Thu, 18:55: #kevinmcdonald with #toddbarry and #judahfriedlander @ Union Hall https://t.co/pr2XDNG0Q1
- Thu, 21:28: Let’s Talk About the Hulk https://t.co/FbjJSoiUBQ https://t.co/ITkIjiHNlA
- Fri, 07:55: RT @davequast: The #elephant in the @GOP logo doesn't have a tail. Now it all makes sense. https://t.co/oCnARmLhn5
- Fri, 08:15: RT @slay_targaryen: The elephants didn’t even need to #kneelfortheflag for white America to snap into action 😭😭😭 #elephanttrophies
- Fri, 08:20: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: This year, instead of pardoning a turkey, Trump is going to round up every turkey Obama ever pardoned and kill them on l…
- Fri, 11:09: Who would have thought that new oil pipeline would leak? Oh, right. Everybody thought that.