December 21st, 2017


My tweets

  • Wed, 13:20: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Like a lightbulb!)
  • Wed, 13:27: @AAskelson Happy birthday! Or is a belated birthday at this point?
  • Wed, 13:28: RT @Mikel_Jollett: Today in America a bunch of rich white people are stealing money from ALL working people because they convinced a bunch…
  • Wed, 18:33: RT @bransonreese: So fucking sick of autocomplete thinking I’m searching for “Muppet Christmas Carol” when I search “Muppet Christ”
  • Thu, 10:08: Trump is bringing Christmas back, but only billionaires get presents, and Santa is banned from entering the country.
  • Thu, 11:06: In other news, Santa's workshop is now open to oil drilling, and hunting reindeer for sport is legal.
  • Thu, 11:14: RT @KyleErf: i am pro-choice but this is pretty messed up imo
  • Thu, 11:17: RT @ericj_d: "If minimum wage goes to $15/hr your employer will replace you with a computer" AND "The tax write-off for private jets will b…
  • Thu, 11:18: RT @michaelianblack: I think it’s perfectly acceptable to say “Happy holidays,” “Merry Christmas,” or “Fuck Trump.” It’s the sentiment that…