My tweets
- Sun, 20:42: RT @PorkNavelNCream: Big shout out to Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. Thanks for publishing all of my grade school textbooks.
- Mon, 07:21: We were watching the 1987 "Dolls" on TV the other night, and half the commercials were for phone sex. Kind of surpr… https://t.co/xntTInhal6
- Mon, 09:26: Why do I keep having dreams about having a bunch of way overdue library books?
