My tweets
- Fri, 09:16: I mailed in my ballot for the New York Democratic presidential primary, but I'm still not sure why we're having one.
- Fri, 09:24: I never learned about Juneteenth in school, but we DID dress up as Indians for Thanksgiving in kindergarten.
- Fri, 10:05: RT @Freak0nIine: What if Gwyneth Paltrow has it backwards and her vagina just smells like wax?
- Fri, 10:21: Are Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth the same person?
