In the spirit of Black Friday's rampant consumerism, and inspired by my viewing of a whole bunch of Super Mario Bros. Super Show episodes yesterday, I present you with a list of Mario-themed bumper stickers that Nintendo should put out, but never actually will:
- My other car is an Autobomb
- Support our Troopas
- I brake for Yoshis
- Save an Ostro, ride a Shyguy
- I'd rather be warping
- This car climbed Tall Tall Mountain
- My child is an honor student at Woohoo Hooniversity
- Unless you're a flying raccoon tail, get off my ass
- Lakitu is my co-pilot
- Don't blame me, I voted for Bowser!
Any other ideas?