Nathan (vovat) wrote,
Nathan
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Bats in the Belfry

Top ten moments from the mid-sixties Batman movie:

10. Batman, Robin, and the Commissioner figure out what villains are involved through word association.
9. The automatic costume-changing lever (I wonder how that works {g})
8. The Penguin buys a surplus submarine under the name "P.N. Guin."
7. As bethje mentions, she has a coat the same color as the Joker's hair.
6. The Batcave has a device for sorting dust.
5. The Penguin dresses in a costume, but still keeping his cigarette holder in his mouth the whole time. Also, while Batman and Robin see through this costume, they can't see through Catwoman's.
4. The villains have a secret weapon that dehydrates people into colored dust, but they can be restored by simply adding water.
3. When the Penguin accidentally restores some pirate henchmen with heavy water, though, they pop at the slightest impact.
2. Batman tries to dispose of a bomb, only to run into something at every possible opportunity (nuns, a baby carriage, ducklings, etc.).
1. Shark repellent bat-spray

One other thing I notice about Batman is how, even when people are taking the character much more seriously, a lot of the same absurdities still show up (nobody being able to recognize someone in a lame mask, machines that do totally ridiculous things, Batman being able to figure anything out in five seconds, etc.). I guess one thing you can say for the sixties series is that it REALIZED how silly it was. Not that I haven't enjoyed some of the serious takes on Batman, although I'm probably the only American who has yet to see The Dark Knight.


And here's a meme that I got from poisonyoulove:

• • TYPE YOUR NAME INTO www.urbandictionary.com and see what comes up! +then post


1. Nathan
The end product of an accident.
Mom and Dad got too frisky one night, and now we're stuck with Nathan.

2. Nathan
A term used to describe an especially perky boner in public that is unable to be hidden.
That hot-ass bitch from Accounting strutted around the office wearing a booty-hugging skirt, which gave Julio a total nathan that he had to hide behind his desk.

3. Nathan
1. A large penis that can't fit into a girl's vagina.
2. A boner-like penis that is dificult to hide in a horny situation.
1. Damn dude, you couldn't fit your Nathan into her vagina.. is it really that big?
2. Yeah, there was this hot chick I saw in a porno at the store... it totally gave me a Nathan.

4. Nathan
A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...
Girl 1: Who is that guy?
Girl 2: Oh him he is a Nathan.
A nice guy.A legend on
The guitar!
Girl 1: He is such a dream!

5. Nathan
A man who is often considered a god to woman, a real gentleman playa-pimp who knows who how to pull the woman in so hard they get dick whiplash
Oh FAWK. did you see how quick Nathan fucked those 4 bitches from the club the other night.

6. nathan
a word meaning a big package, the male genitalia, including the penis, scrotum and testicles can also mean a sex god
that guy last night was a real nathan

7. nathan
1)the ultimite sex God of them all
originated from the hindu word natty meaning sexy hippo. This so called "sexy hippo" has jesus like hair and a little goatie.
2)someone who every one loves.
person 1-omg... that guy over there is a right Nathan
person 2-how do u know??? he's mine!!!
person 1-wtf........
person 2-die bitch


So I'm a ladies' man with huge genitalia who was born from an unplanned pregnancy? I don't think any part of that is true!
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