Nathan (vovat) wrote,
Nathan
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From Twitter 07-30-2009


  • 00:26:47: The top six trending topics read as follows: "Twitter overwhelms Harry Potter, Wendy Williams. Goodnight, AT&T Cyclops."
  • 00:27:36: So Harry could handle Voldemort, but Twitter was just too much for him?
  • 00:28:31: We're back from seeing Neko Case. And now I should go to bed.
  • 11:12:28: I ended up only temping for an hour and a half today. I left my lunch there, though, and I'm not sure what I'll do about that.
  • 11:48:38: I fell asleep the first time I tried to watch the Bullshit episode about lie detectors, so I watched it all the way through just now.
  • 12:09:17: I'm looking forward to Penn and Teller's Vatican episode, but not so much to the one on taxes.
  • 12:12:24: Stomp box, voice of fear, pour the poison in my ear.
  • 12:12:49: Come sit right here and sleep while I slip poison in your ear.
  • 12:51:55: @jlbellwriter Well, be sure to stop by Bloomingdale's on the way there.
  • 12:55:49: @TarynAria Duck Dodgers in the 24th and 1/2 Century?
  • 12:58:51: RT @willmatheson Get me a ticket to India! http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE56M3G020090723
  • 13:07:53: Was "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day" about his failure to conquer India?
  • 13:15:37: @michaelianblack and @mshowalter totally clogged up my Twitter page. Guess they really DO have issues.
  • 13:19:07: @TarynAria And all this time, I thought he wanted to destroy TMBG!
  • 13:20:40: @alyankovic Yeah, I think that's actually a caricature of Hillary Clinton.
  • 13:23:24: @jfruh Saying "United States" is a security risk because otherwise the terrorists would think they were entering Mongolia.
  • 15:15:39: Isn't "bucolic agrarian compound" a bit redundant?
  • 17:54:06: They played a Bird and the Bee song at Applebee's today.
  • 17:54:19: Say my name, say my name, say my stupid name.
  • 20:36:30: Homeopathic medicine http://bit.ly/T0nGB
  • 21:05:15: According to this article, John Travolta is essentially a prisoner of Scientology. http://tinyurl.com/nv6mmt
  • 21:19:44: I heard on the radio that Sean Hannity is visiting Don Imus' ranch soon. Wouldn't that result in too much douchebaggery in one spot?
  • 21:22:10: An article on the 2012 apocalypse deal http://bit.ly/16c0kK
  • 23:08:31: @JaredofMo Yes, as well as a retractable arm and built-in toaster. She's a top-of-the-line model!
  • 23:09:40: @3x1minus1 Nah, bacon is more versatile, and doesn't favor a tax increase on the poor.
  • 23:11:10: @pshumate Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
  • 23:12:15: @bclevinger I think they're trying to create an army of Elmer Fudd clones.
  • 23:13:46: @3x1minus1 As far as I can tell, that's pretty much the main advantage of being female.
  • 23:15:18: I guess I'll go to bed now.

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