- 08:04:54: I tried putting Christ at the center of my marriage, but he was always hogging the remote and eating all the ice cream.
- 09:17:51: @oz_diggs Happy birthday!
- 09:19:15: @Clamanity The Pixies song?
- 09:19:37: @heiditron3000 A monkey knife fight?
- 09:21:06: I kissed the Buddha and made him cry.
- 09:22:13: Pigtails are a trending topic? I like pigtails. On girls, anyway.
- 16:55:16: Spam message: "OMG it's nude stars"
- 17:33:15: @margaretcho My mom dated a guy who had a Roadrunner tattoo.
- 19:07:01: That sausage I just had was a bit hotter than I usually like it.
- 23:23:30: @oz_diggs I vote for the Kalidahs.
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