Nathan (vovat) wrote,


  • 00:33 Link: Kanye Apologizes. - Okay, now apologize for your breaches of basic Internet etiquette. I can just image... #
  • 00:50 Did you know that you can rearrange the letters in "Kanye" to spell the place where the Birthers think Obama was born? It's all connected! #
  • 00:52 @NowIsStrange @TheRealTavie I think praising Taylor Swift is buying into the idea that victims should automatically be celebrated. #
  • 00:53 Okay, I'm confused. Is the Beyonce video that Kanye thought should have won the one with Joe Jonas dancing? #
  • 14:35</e> @SarahKSilverman Beetles, of course! #
  • 14:39 Photo: #
  • 14:41 Photo: History of Tea Parties #
  • 14:45 RT @michaelianblack Jay Leno premieres tonight! Let the not watching begin! #
  • 14:51 @eehouls What does it say about me that I initially thought you were talking about the general? #
  • 14:52 About all I know about Patton Oswalt is that, when he opened for Camper Van Beethoven, he was booe
    d for making a pro-Bush comment. #
  • 14:52 Whether the comment was sincere or sarcastic isn't information I've been privy to. #
  • 14:53 Honestly, when I hear his name, I usually just think of Dick Van Patten. Hey, they were both on the Weird Al Show. #
  • 14:54 My dreams yesterday involved a frog in the bathtub (which Clancy proceeded to chase) and boy fortune hunters at the North Pole. #
  • 14:55 I think the boys tricked thieves out of gold by taking a strait down to Europe, or something like that. It didn't make much sense. #
  • 15:11 Photo: thedailywhat:
  • 15:14 Photo: So I assume AT&T is under the reign of Satan? That sounds about right. friendlyatheist: #
  • 16:23 If a diva is the female version of a Hustler, does it contain full frontal male nudity? #
  • 16:24 @d_whiteplume It might have been a joke. I don't know enough about the guy to be sure. #
  • 16:27 Not sure why, but some stand-up comic called Joe King started following me. If only it were the ruler of the Gillikins instead. #
  • 16:47 Kanye Interrupts Moon Landing.

    He is keeping it real, he means no harm #
  • 16:52 Video: An anti-Obama conservative parody of “New York, New York.” For some reason, this seems like something... #
  • 17:26 Photo: “Beyonce had one of the greatest birthdays of all time!” tanya77: #
  • 18:45 I don't like Twitter! If something isn't long, it isn't worth reading! #
  • 20:08 @3x1minus1 Sounds tasty. I haven't had a cheese steak in a while. #
  • 20:42 Photo: pdvmorris: #
  • 21:23 Dick Morris claims that no one on the right has criticized Obama on race. Did he just get here? #
  • 22:17 @JaredofMo I should be, sure. #
  • 22:18 @3x1minus1 Maybe America's got talent, but Leno doesn't. #
  • 22:22 One problem I have is that I keep getting the germs of ideas for jokes, but can't figure out how to phrase them so they'd make sense. #
  • 22:27 Tumblr, stop making changes to your infrast
    ructure! You're not the Army Corps of Engineers! #
  • 23:05 Maybe Kanye's outburst can be explained by alien abduction. SOMEONE shaved crop circles into his hair, anyway. #
  • 23:07 The local news said that the Leno appearance was Kanye's first since the VMAs. Because MOST Mondays, he does eight different TV shows. #
  • 23:08 O'Reilly has Brit Hume on his show, apparently so he looks like less of a sour-faced old man in comparison. #
  • 23:18 No, O'Reilly, not everyone who disagrees with Obama is a racist. But YOU are a racist, so maybe you're not the best person to address that. #
  • 23:18 And if you want proof
    of Bill-O's racism, just remember, "M-F-er, I want more iced tea." #
  • 23:25 Wow, O'Reilly is progressing somewhat! He actually got the name of "Dancing with the Stars" right for once. #
  • 00:01 @kattmoff I loved their "What would your dead mom say?" routine. Classic Leno humor! #
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